Transcription of an old commercial

DVDs!
THey're NOT like VHS.

They're like
going to the movies
IN YOUR HOME

They're Movies
on a disk
the size
of a CD
(Sheowoww explosion!) (crooked close ups of surprised people)

One Direction

One Direction: a parody of real guys

Here's How I Feel

Here's how I feel
I feel like a spinner without a wheel
man
I feel like James Franco at his desk
I feel like I think that I know that I'm the best






Disclaimer: I have no fuckin idea how James Franco feels